pointless campaigns

maihudson:

Animated GIFs (700 x 700)

Mathematica code:

Dashboard[z_] := RGBColor[54/255, 70/255, 93/255, z];

BG = Raster[
      Table[.005 ((i - 500)^2 + (j - 500)^2),
      {i,1000}, {j,1000}],
    {Scaled[{0, 0}], Scaled[{1, 1}]}, {1, 1000},
    ColorFunction -> Dashboard];


P = {{5, 8, 10}, {4.5, 12, 7}, {3, 16, 10}};

Manipulate[With[{h=P[[k,1]], u=P[[k,2]], s=P[[k,3]]},
Graphics[
 Table[
  {AbsoluteThickness[h],
   RGBColor[54/255, 70/255, 93/255],
    Circle[
     {s*Cos[i*2 Pi/u], s*Sin[i*2 Pi/u]},
      t + (100 - n) (1 + Sign[100 - n])/2]},
 {n, 0, 100, 1}, {i, 0, u - 1, 1}],
PlotRange -> {{-16, 16},{-16, 16}}, ImageSize -> 700,
Prolog -> BG]],
{k,1,3,1}, {t, 0, 1}]

Some tasty gen art

joanielemercier:

Light Canvas 2
Print + layer of light (2010)

Together we can destroy music

The internet has empowered us to do many things - file sharing has helped us destroy music.

Since the early naughties many small record lables, distributors and promoters have struggled or collapsed.

The hardest hit have been the smaller businesses and underground scenes. Yet many still exist. Join us and we’ll help to eradicate them altogether!

Once we’ve done away with the small and troublesome we can concentrate on the big companies and destroy musac too! 

Escalators are for walking up

Escalators are moving staircases and therefore should be treated as staircases by being walked up

No more James and Jamie

I can’t turn on the radio without hearing about James Blake, James Ferraro, Jamie XX or Jamie Jones. The fact there was a popular band in the 90s called James should have been enough to put anyone off.

Record labels need to be told what we want and we want some Jacks, some Johnnies and some Jamals.

The recent spate of naming musicians James or Jamie is not sustainable and must surely be coming to an end.

Please, if you’re called James or Jamie do not use your real name as your artist name.

Smash up the streets

No, this is not an incitement to riot but a plea for more roadworks.

Last week I successfully walked right across Soho in London without encountering any roadworks. Cars and vans were moving freely! We must put an end to this madness.

By slowing the traffic roadworks save lives.

Contact Boris now and demand more roadworks before a careless iphone obsessed pedestrian suffers a minor injury.

We want sunshine

Weathermen & Weatherwomen it’s time you listened to the people

For too long now we have let our weather forecasters control the weather and after yet another disappointing summer in the UK it is time to act. We are tired of being cold and soggy.

We all know that they issue fake predictions so that we think they have no say in the matter but we are not stupid. We must demand that they confess to being weather gods and that they let us, the good people, decide. 

The skies are not theirs to rule!  Let power to the people shine on!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

my lie detector

Call it a fiver you thieving b*stards

A pint of beer might as well be £5 these days

As the price of a pint is now over the £4 mark in many venues it might as well be a fiver, that way we won’t have lots of slummy in our pockets.

Someone somewhere is making a tidy sum at our expense so I suggest we campaign for the sum to be tidy!

Let us shame the powers that be into raising the price up to a nice round £5.

milk is meat

We must stop drinking meat!


Milk comes from cows and cows are meat so it stands to reason milk is meat too right?

Don’t get me wrong I love beef but it doesn’t mean that cows have to have their precious milk extracted on a daily basis only to end up on our cornflakes.

If your with me on this then we must lobby to stop the consumption and therefore the production of milk.